Crip-Fu

When a severely crippled person tries to do Kung-Fu but realizes their legs no longer work properly in order for them to do said Kung-Fu moves.
"Did you see that Crip-Fu?"

"Yeah, silly Cripple, Kung-Fu is for those who can walk."
by Mysterious Frying Pan May 15, 2017
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Fu-man-chew

I went down on my girlfriend and she had the runs and left me with a fu-man-chew on my chin
by Eric70 September 12, 2016
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Kung Fu Jesus

Kung Fu Jesus- Christmas from someone that doesn't celebrate. Modern form of xmas which was used by Jewish people that would not verbally proclaim Jesus as the Christ.
Happy Kung Fu Jesus to all my Christian friends.
by MillionDollarLester December 25, 2018
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Darwin fu

It is not a name ... It's a throne created by hardwork , it's also know as the finest thuglife king, who always roasts people asses and get into trouble but he doesn't care about a damn
Ma.... Fu , darwin fu....!
by Robin fu November 22, 2021
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Kung fu typing

Kung fu typing are people who do not have the guts to engage in real life conflict . A person will type anything to anyone on the Internet that they don’t know personally. A person who is only hostile on the internet.
He’s Kung Fu Typing Hostile insults on a social media political post.
by SuperXNovaX February 12, 2019
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fu f ef fishy

an alternative for the word fuck, usually used when someone is scared. you use this when you can't say the word fuck because there are people around you, so when the letter slips out of your tongue, you cover it up with the phrase fu f ef fishy. this phrase originated from chittaphon leechaiyaporkul, also known as the best dancer in kpop.
"omg i am so scared! fu- fu f ef fishy, aaahhh mr fish!" says ten on wayv's dream plan
by sexiest fish you will ever see January 21, 2021
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FU Money

FU Money
FU Money, the kind of money the Mormon Church aggregates for themselves outside of SEC guidelines or IRS scrutiny to enrich ONLY “LATTER DAY SAINTS” not you tax paying chumps.
by BAMbero February 22, 2023
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