epic fail

the word said when someone does or says something completely, ridiculously stupid, incorrect, or pointles.

someone trips and falls, you say "epic fail"

by loki_kewl May 21, 2009

Failed abortion

A Failed abortion is something that happened to your mom you are the definition of this word

Wow that guy is a Failed abortion
you: cries internally

by BrettTEM May 20, 2019

fail sauce

Something said to someone who has made a bad joke or has done something so retarded that the fail at life.

Someone misses a game winning shot. You would scream FAIL SAUCE!!!

by Corwad November 8, 2007

Life Fail

Similar to epic fail, however a more monumental level of failure.

Kate: I walked into my door this morning, then into my roommate. Went to class, slipped on the ice, tripped getting off the bus. Got lunch and my pop exploded.

Jer: *glare*

Kate: I know, I know, fail!...

Jer: I wasn't going to say that...

Kate: What then?

Jer: LIFE FAIL!

by GrafixPenguin87 January 29, 2009

Fail Scale

1) Scale in which the average person may fail.
2) Arrangement of Fails in order of least to greatest.

Fail Scale
1. Fail
2. Failure
3. Monstrous Fail
6. Planetary Fail

5. Epic Fail
6. Galactic Fail

by UnlikeCylinder May 26, 2009

Epic Fail

To fail so badly it is impossible to live with the shame. People have known to use this term when a friend( or anybody for that instance ) fails so badly it is epic.

Guy: I just drove my car into a house!

Me: Why?

Guy: I was studieing the house.

Me: Epic Fail man, Epic fail...

by Guy.Mr.Person.Sir August 9, 2009

Fail Zone

The Fail Zone is the seemingly magical one-in-a-million glitch that brings you to a part of the level that is not supposed to exist or simply was not noticed by the programmers. Fail Zones exist primarily in skate/snowboard genre games but in rare cases have showed up in adventure/RPG/fighting games. You can identify a Fail Zone by A)Constant falling of your character in a boundary-less black/white location B)Free roaming of your character in a small confined black/white box. To fix a Fail Zone you must restart your level or in extreme cases restart your system.

Noobish gamer:"Dude I was like playing Tony Hawks pro-skater 3 and I bailed from a grind and then I like went through the floor and just kept falling!!! What do I do????"
Me:"Well, my noobish fool, you have entered what we call a Fail Zone the only solution for it is to restart your level or your game entirely. But since that might be too difficult for you to understand, I suggest you pick up your console and trow it straight up in the then stand right under the impact location.

by utaljx285 December 19, 2009