earthing

when a woman spreads her legs, fills it with dirt, then adds a seed, waters it, and gives it proper sunlight. as a result a plant is grown between the legs.

yeah i practiced earthing for the first time last night.

by rose :p December 8, 2023

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Retrograde Earth

A world where Earth spins from East to west, and where many other things are reversed

On Retrograde Earth, the Sun rises in the west, the Sun sets in the east, spiders are scared of humans, workers can fire their bosses, criminals arrest cops, Ukraine invades Russia, and men are held to unrealistic beauty standards.

by Eushshtb December 16, 2023

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Earth Day

Lesbian slang used to identify other possible lesbians. If a lesbian is into you but isn’t sure if you like girls, she’ll tell you to have a happy/good/etc. earth day.

Lesbian #1: hey girl hope you have a good earth day!!
Lesbian #2: omg thanks!! hope you have a good earth day too!!

by thatsexybitch3000 December 5, 2022

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For The Earth

When something is eco friendly and 100% sustainable.

or
A clothing line made by "Drop Clothing" which just so happens to be eco friendly and 100% sustainable. CRAZY.

Bob: "I love how im doing a favour for the earth by wearing this cool clothing. What do you think about it?"
*Silence*
Bob is yet again alone with his clothes.

This is FOR THE EARTH.

by DROP CLOTHING July 19, 2023

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Earth Shaking

When someone is so busy doing something that is not important versus doing something that is important

What is so earth shaking that you can’t call me right now?

by Beaverdammit August 4, 2023

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Draw a circle, that's the Earth

The outro song of Hetalia. Is absolutely iconic. If you hear it and are not in this fandom, run.

Hey, hey Papa!
Give me wine!
Hey, hey Mama!
Hey, hey Mama!
The bolognese that I ate before,
I cannot forget the taste!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth
Draw a circle, that's the Earth
Draw a circle, that's the Earth
I am Hetalia!

by arrarargh September 5, 2023

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