Tip Flirt

The occassion when every person regardless of relationship status may flirt with the cute barman/lady. If you are paying a tip for a drink, you are allowed to flirt, even outrageously.

As a noun:
"Hey Steve, your girlfriend was watching you flirt with the barlady."

"No its cool, it was a tip flirt. Its allowed."

Or as a verb
"Jeez I just had to tip flirt with a complete wanker. Not sure the tip was worth it."

by Madam Merlot October 1, 2009

Bro-fliction

Find the definition of "bro" and this person is the one always seen wearing some sort of MMA t-shirts (afliction, archaic, tapout). The shirt size is usually a SMedium, one shirt size too small.

Bro-fliction is looking large and in charge today, looks like he needs a protein shake.

by BigShotCalla May 24, 2010

Auto-flirt

The act of flirting without controlling, knowing, or trying to flirt.

Girl/Guy: "Why are you flirting with me?"

Guy/Girl: "I'm not trying to...must have "auto-flirt" on."

by Johnson_D March 16, 2011

Fred Flintstone'd

The state of being high enough so that Fred Flintstone (the guy who couch locks people) causes you to be unable to move.

Haha he's so Fred Flintstone'd!

by Mayoriguana July 19, 2011

floating flirt

Someone who is so awkward at flirting, they're often perceived as creepy or weird. In reality, it is their shyness or anxiety that causes them to express awkward comments and body language that could be misunderstood.

Jake thought Sara was weird because she would stutter and mumble whenever she talked to him, but really she was just a floating flirt.

by veeeeee March 23, 2013

Joint-Flirt

To flirt together with another person, usually with the eyes and body gestures.

High School teens like to Joint-Flirt.

by Ernst Yvelle November 11, 2013

cronch flict

A conflict within the dirty vagina of your bitch girlfriend

My girlfriend is currently having internal cronch flict

by cronch November 24, 2014