boomer fish

A boomer fish is a type of fish that has a spider web like design on it's face. This fish is known to spread the Ferbies Disease, that causes blindness, blue poop, numbness in the butt, and ABC's poop. (When you poop out those ABC letter things.) Do not adopt a Bommer Fish, or bad things are to come your way...

"Brettin just adopted a Boomer Fish,"
"He's gonna go blind now."

by BuckTheCyclopesDuck January 20, 2018

fish flapping

the female equivalent to tea bagging

When playing The Last of Us as a female, she can't tea bag like a man so she uses her smelly fish to go up and down on the face of the corpse which is defined as fish flapping.

by sexyFrendo June 23, 2015

Sampson Fish

A sexy fish found in the tropical waters of Heron Island. Commonly found with the Bellarachie sucker fish.

Oh look there's a Sampson fish over there!

by MagicMirrie December 21, 2014

Russian Fishing

Using explosives to fish.

Also used in video games ie dropping c4 on someone from a roof etc....

" I love Russian fishing in BF4, they never see it comin' "

by MacDaddyTheo July 3, 2014

Fish on Deck

"Fish on Deck" refers to squirting a load of cum on the outside of your girl's vagina or asshole. Immediately grab the scruff of your penis and repeatly flick the tip of it on the wet vagina or ass.

It sounds like a fish slapping its tail on the deck of a boat.

After Captain Steven squirted his payload on the the wench's pussy, he yelled "Fish on Deck!" , grinning, he proceeded to slap the wet pussy with his mast, making a wet slapping sound, reminiscent of a fish flapping on the deck of a boat.

by Piranha333 June 10, 2018

Fish Vet

A gynecologist. A doctor who specifies in women's sexual organs.

John: Where is Lisa?

Dave: She has gone to get herself checked out by the fish vet.

by de_boike November 26, 2010

fished up

Where something or someone isnt right or something is suspescious

"Those two guys over there look fished up". "Geez you look fished up"

by Jazz Man October 29, 2003