What?! Jon told me that he *didn't* want us to fire Clark. And then he told you to fire him?! What a fish on a dock.
by redsquirrel53 July 25, 2015
Get the fish on a dockmug. The memorable and gross experience of getting a really bad handshake from a limp-wristed person. The handshake feels like trying to grip the head of a dead fish and reflects someone who was never taught to shake hands properly.
The feeling of revulsion : typically persists for at least 30 seconds, recurs every time it is thought about AND especially when one sees "the limpy" again. Its recurring nature casts "the limpy" in a perpetually bad light. The sufferer of the experience sometimes foolishly tries to correct it by retrying the handshake only to get slipped the fish again, making the memory & suffering even worse.
The feeling of revulsion : typically persists for at least 30 seconds, recurs every time it is thought about AND especially when one sees "the limpy" again. Its recurring nature casts "the limpy" in a perpetually bad light. The sufferer of the experience sometimes foolishly tries to correct it by retrying the handshake only to get slipped the fish again, making the memory & suffering even worse.
Tyrell: Malik from Accounting just DOES NOT have a firm handshake...
Sally: Yeah I got slipped the fish by that one the first time I met him. Now when I see him I shiver. Yuck. He's a wiener leaner too...
Tyrell: Is he ill ?? or what ?
Sally: Yeah I got slipped the fish by that one the first time I met him. Now when I see him I shiver. Yuck. He's a wiener leaner too...
Tyrell: Is he ill ?? or what ?
by joedaprogramma March 10, 2014
Get the slipped the fishmug. Fish Car is a plushie created by Itemlabel.com. It was their first plush to be ever made. It has inspired their logo, as it being a fish.
by mjv2011 July 12, 2021
Get the Fish Carmug. the memeiest fish in the world. They hate bad memes and love fresh memes. Don't show them dank memes or they will jump out the window!
by wisewolf64 January 27, 2018
Get the meme fishmug. The learned skill of fishing kittens from under your couch, bed, or any other awkward place they may adventure to by dragging any rope like object near it and slowly pulling it away.
I tried to convince my kitty to come out from under the couch for two hours last night, finally my girlfriend grabbed my shoe lace threw it under the couch and slowly began kitty fishing.. low and behold at the other end of the lace we found my kitty hanging on by his teeth.
by Kitty Fisher November 18, 2011
Get the Kitty Fishingmug. by Jazz Man October 29, 2003
Get the fished upmug. by Welches November 23, 2020
Get the Bust Fishmug.