shart-faced

Accidental inebriation. If "to shart" is the act of intending to fart but accidentally shitting yourself, and "shit-faced" is the state of being intoxicated, then it follows that "shart-faced" would be a condition of drunkenness reached only by accidental or unintentional means.

Honey, we only went out for a couple of beers but Mel kept ordering these little shots of blue shit and the next thing you know we're all completely shart-faced.

by Fred Poole December 2, 2010

face the fact

The truth

James needs to face the fact that Linda has moved on.

by applepie25 May 6, 2015

Naked Facing

When some one goes to a dog fight, than goes home to take pictures of there face while they are naked.

Man my friend and i took "naked facing" to the next level last night...you seen my dog?

by LoydNIggerson November 21, 2011

Genocide Face

A girl who is stuck up, conceited and hard to talk to. One with facial features expressing those of who have witnessed the Armenian Genocide of 1915. One who is hard to communicate with or difficult to understand. Must express negativity and lack of smile.

Man, the other day i could not even talk to that girl she was such a Genocide Face i just walked away.

I Gave her a rose and she rejected my Generosity, shes such a Genocide Face.

by ARM&ELI February 22, 2011

Hobo Facing

To fuck someone in the face in order to give them your STD on purpose.

Guy 1: That bitch cheated on me and gave me herpes!
Guy 2: Sounds like she needs some hobo facing.
Guy 1: She bout to be hobo faced bro!

by Rammz July 29, 2012

Protractor Face

Ugly but with sharp features used as an insult. commonly used in PEI.

You and your friends all have protractor faces!!

by Shxhcjjcns January 17, 2015

Doorknob Face

A Doorknob Face is someone who should be respected and bowed down to. It seems like an offensive name which makes Doorknob Faces so much more humble and godly.

“Jack is so humble! He must be a Doorknob Face!”

by Wise Teller May 14, 2019