Fake-up 

another word for makeup...especially when a girl has it caked on.

Yeah she was pretty, but she had waaay too much fake-up on.

Fake-up by SamanthaCooper January 14, 2005

fake handoff 

During the exchange between male and female. A willing female plants herself on all fours, while in the position of doggystyle. A male is giving a 110%, right before ejactulation, he will lovingly spit on the female's backside. Once finished the female will turnaround, and to her surprise recieves quick and abrupt shot to the eye with the special sauce.

Sally didn't see that fake handoff coming.

fake handoff by L. Keen September 21, 2003

fake talker 

One who pretends to be talking on the cell phone to disguise their true motive(s).

Bill (fake talking on his cell but thinking) There's Carol coming back from lunch. Boy would I love to shag that bitch but I know that I don't have the balls nor the hair on my ass to actually let her know.

Carol (returning from lunch and thinking) There's fucking Bill, he is such a fake talker. He is the biggest dumb ass I know, does he actually think that he has a chance to get a piece of this? Even if I was so fucking drunk that I couldn't see, I would never let him get any of this fine West Virginia putang.

fake talker by FNJACK and FNART July 11, 2007

Fake goth

Any goth who went goth because they wanted to be different, then started listening to screamo bands and shit to attempt this. Opposed to a real goth, who went goth because they like the style and music. Must be educated.

That is a fake goth. Observe the screamo. Observe them saying "I'm way different from all of you."

Fake goth by Um... Pseudonym. January 18, 2011

Fake Rapper 

Anyone who represents a cause but is not clearly or rationally FOR that cause

"I am a gangster and i pop gat's all day i'm on the mic spittin but it isnt all ok"
"But billy you went to private school and you have your parents pay your car insurance your a fake rapper!"

Fake Rapper by Andrew2d0pe February 19, 2009

fake a piss 

A late realization of urinal anxiety where a man becomes too anxious to piss after he has already stepped up to the urinal so he stands at the urinal with his dick out pretending to pee until the man next to him leaves.

Normally I don't suffer from urinal anxiety but this time I had no choice but to take the urinal next to the big black guy. Once I got there I stood there with my dick out but I was too nervous to piss and it was too late to bail out and go to a stall so I had to fake a piss until he left.

fake a piss by pee shy guy May 17, 2009

FAKE, LOL

A term to degrade someone, who pretends to have a shako, but doesnt.

Guy: ME HAB SHAKO :)
M0zart: FAKE, LOL

FAKE, LOL by TheM0zart October 11, 2009