Modern-day author who wrote sharp, amusing, depressing and sometimes very disturbing satires about superficial people. Notable mention of books centered on cocaine-fueled rich kids in Los Angeles, A yuppie serial killer, a male model etc. He wrote; Less than Zero, The Rules of Attraction, American Psycho, The Informers and Glamorama. I wish he would write more.
by Kyle January 29, 2005
Get the Bret Easton Ellismug. by KaceyisFlat123 December 30, 2018
Get the ellie-mae dropmug. A GB MW2 GB sweater, lives to clutch and take vids of it, Chuck Norris also owns a pair of his pyjamas.
by ALALALALALALALALALALALALA May 25, 2011
Get the David Ellismug. This foul creature comes out once a year at the beginning of February. Once he has finished thawing from his winter hibernation he recalls as many facts about the Wales National Rugby team as he can and regurgitates them into the world.
He cares not if you are interested, listening or even conscious he will pierce your delicate mind with as much rugby bullshit as he possibly can for he is only out in the real world for 6 short weeks before he hibernates once again to reminisce about Wales and their former glory.
What ever you do, do NOT initiate any conversation with this monster for the next 6 weeks as it will all end the same , "Wales has won three Six Nations Grand Slam in eight years"
He cares not if you are interested, listening or even conscious he will pierce your delicate mind with as much rugby bullshit as he possibly can for he is only out in the real world for 6 short weeks before he hibernates once again to reminisce about Wales and their former glory.
What ever you do, do NOT initiate any conversation with this monster for the next 6 weeks as it will all end the same , "Wales has won three Six Nations Grand Slam in eight years"
"Oh shit, 6 Nations Ellis is back..."
"Fuck off 6 Nations Ellis I don't want to talk about the Wales squad from 1971"
"Fuck off 6 Nations Ellis I don't want to talk about the Wales squad from 1971"
by NotWelsh January 24, 2013
Get the 6 Nations Ellismug. by The Squid 3 October 23, 2009
Get the CENTER OF ELLIES ONIONmug. Arguably the best funk saxophonist in the world,Band leader of the JB's for 4 years,Writer of the chicken and close friend to Fred Wesley.
by Adam Nolan September 22, 2007
Get the Pee wee ellismug. Urine produced by a person named Ellie, almost always intended to be passed pff as a beverage of some sort to be consumed by somewhat slow boys named after crafty, wily mammals.
I was about to slam back a bottle of Honey Brown when Ellie warned me that it wasn't beer but a bottle of her Special Water
by BacardiWench June 5, 2003
Get the Ellie's Special Watermug.