Fried egg

Also know as 'Ian's fried egg model'. This is the act of having a poo in someone else's toilet. Use exessive toilet roll to fill the toilet before having the poo, this is known as the 'base' on which the poo will lie. The poo itself then becomes the egg yoke. the paper used to wipe should then be carefully placed aroung the poo, as this resembles the egg white

I just did a massive fried egg in Aramis' room

by winnet94 October 14, 2011

Egg McMurphin

A delicacy available at your local McD's, consisting of poached egg, slice of American cheese food, and your choice of sausage, ham, or bacon... commonly mispronounced in rural, southern areas.

Terrence and Luwan woke up starvin' and hopped in their Caprice to head on down to the local McDonald's...

"Yo, I want me a #1 Egg McMurphin with XTRA CHEESE, dawg! And a large Sprite!" "Fo reals, dawg. I want me TWO Egg McMurphins!"

by damnabledame May 24, 2007

man egg

Excrement; Waste matters expelled from the rectum; The product of defecation or bowel movements; Feces;
In other words, shit. Called man egg because it is the only egg a man can lay.

Timmy's dad just laid a man egg!

by Pig Child March 6, 2008

egg

a white person that has a fetish for asian women/men. white on the outside/yellow on the inside.

goddamit, i am such a fucking egg. i get rock hard every time i go to the asian market and see those tight asian women.

by wreckage February 9, 2003

Hairy egg

Similar to your average Dingleberry, only this is a larger quantity of feces attached to even more hair.

Friend 1: Why do you keep picking at your ass? That's gross, You got a dingleberry or something?

Friend 2: Nah man, I got a hairy egg.

Friend 1: ...Wash that shit off, Literally.

by BrooklynsTyrant April 20, 2009

Golden Goose Egg

When you dip your hand in gold paint and put it up someones butthole.

My girlfriend gave me a great Golden Goose Egg last night.

by roper.6 September 30, 2011

Ninja Egg Roll USA (NERUSA)

a worldwide overnight sensation that crumbles under the weight of its hitherto unimaginable awesomeness only to rise from the ashes phoenix-like to reclaim its rightful place in world history.

Derived from the all-girl punk/pop/thasher band of the same name, best known for Blangie 2000:World Tour and "The Limo Flew Out of My Eye (Crying Limousine Tears)"

"It might look bleak now but if all goes well we might just pull a NERUSA"

by Marguli August 25, 2005