Edward Sparkle-Hands

The non-alcoholic version of drinking game "Edward Forty-Hands". Participants duct tape 1 liter bottles of Sparkling mineral water in each hand. The bottles can't be removed until all the water is drunk.

Friend: You look dehydrated
You: No I'm not playing Edward Sparkle-Hands again. I almost pissed myself last time!

by SlowPotato November 19, 2020

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king edward vii

Pure shit shack full of smack heads and people who ain’t going to get anywhere

“Woah look at him he’s not good”

“Yeah mate he went king Edward vii

by Slothlolz May 11, 2018

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Edward/Bella Complex

When you have two characters in a story in which:
*Character A is something other than human and is super fast, strong, and altogether powerful
*Character B is a fragile little human
*They are in love, and Character A has a conflicting desire to protect and kill Character B

"I'm writing a story about a human who falls in love with this tall, scary alien. They've totally got an Edward/Bella Complex!"
"Good for you, monster fucker."

by FearTheRainbowFrogs November 21, 2020

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kaden edward jones

A dumbass that is a redneck

Look he's such a kaden edward jones

by Dadddddddddddddddddddy September 23, 2020

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Edward/Bella Complex

A relationship between two fictional characters where:
*Character A is something other than human and is super strong, fast, and powerful
*Character B is a fragile little human
*They are in love
*Character A has a conflicting desire to protect and kill Character B

"I've got a story where a human woman falls in love with a tall, scary alien! They've totally got an Edward/Bella Complex!"
"Good for you, monster fucker."

by FearTheRainbowFrogs November 21, 2020

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