doctors

lying pieces of shit who say getting your cholesterol tested through a finger prick wont hurt

someones mom not mine: hey we have to go to the doctors
not me: ok
lying piece of shit doctor: this finger prick wont hurt
not me after finger prick: ow that did hurt

by cock haver June 21, 2021

Doctor

A person who kills ur ills with pills then kills u with pills

Yesterday I went to the doctor and now im broke.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

by unkissedVirgin April 29, 2020

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025

Shit Doctor

A Plumber who unblocks sewage pipes.

"Oh no, the toilet is blocked. Quick, call the Shit Doctor!"

by Builder April 22, 2012

Doctorate

Are you fucking kidding me!? Jesus Christ! This is horseshit! All that I do for you ingrates, and this fucking kids gets one!? This is the thanks that I get!? Un-fucking-believable! The Un-fucking-believability abounds! It's Un-fucking-believably un-fucking-fair!

Hym "Oh, yeah, sure. Just fucking give one to everyone but me! We'll just be doctor-world from now on! Just give a doctorate to everyone but Hym! And then you can make a movie about the only guy you didn't give a doctorate to and call it 'The sad piss-freak we all collectively decided not to give a doctorate to in spite of the fact that he was objectively better than everyone' I know... It's a mouthful. It's a little wordy. But it accurately describes what's going on here and that's what matters. First that bitch Taylor and now THIS!? YOU AREN'T SERIOUS PEOPLE! NONE OF YOU! YOU ACTUALLY EXPECT ME TO TAKE YOUR LIVES SERIOUSLY!!! You're taking deliberate action to spite me for not taking your lives seriously... AND THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT YOU DO! REPEATEDLY! OH MY GOD! UGH! 😫 WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!? HOW AM I THE CRAZY ONE HERE!? Just... Just launch the nukes already... It's... We're done... We don't need to exist anymore..."

by Hym Iam April 13, 2023

butt time doctor

The doctor that performs colonoscopies, and any other thing dealing with the pooping area.

Man i just turned 40. Time to get a colonoscopy. I’ve got to go see the butt time doctor.

by Jmaktheknife July 14, 2022

Cat Doctor

A doctor who happens to be a cat.

"We need a pussy. We need a Cat Doctor!"

by MaffaMuffa April 5, 2017