dickionary

that one guy that thinks he knows everything, but in fact, is just a huge dick

"that dude is such a dickionary!"

by Impossibear April 19, 2015

cheese dicking

The act of sucking up to, talk to someone, (and being slightly over flirty) with the sole purpose of hooking up with them, or getting it in.

Was that josef you were talking to? You were cheese dicking hard.

by therealdougie March 7, 2011

Dickin express

v. 1. to be run on, destroyed by or just straight up buttfucked.
2. a large train made of dicks.

v. 1. to be run on, destroyed by or just straight up buttfucked.
2. a large train made of dicks.
"I just gave Audrey the Dickin express, she'll never walk straight again."
"Woo woo! Here comes the Dickin express."

by asgadhgahgahg April 12, 2008

Dickinson Cano

MLB pitcher's brother, who is famous for being able to eat an entire porcupine whole, without any mustard on top.

Hey look it's Dickinson Cano, I hear that guy can eat an entire porcupine!

by Dickinson Cano September 26, 2010

dickin' chick

a guy who constantly having sex with his girlfriend and is obsessed on having sex with her.

That guy always leave us for his ''girlfriend time''. He is such a dickin' chick.

by sweetcheeks4ever2 December 2, 2010

Dickfit

Core fitness regimen, focused on high speed movements of the penis. Popular exercises include the Apache attack helicopter, the angry crane, and the ABCs.

You don't have any Dickfit classes? I guess I'll have to take my MEMBERship elsewhere..

by Bongo Stavros February 27, 2019

Swizzle Dicking

Taking a females drink then dipping + swizzling it with a penis over 8". After stirring the drink remove penis and have the leavings sucked off. ..works best with a pena colada type drink, aka penis colada

I hear she's into swizzle dicking

by Clive Wreckless Abanadon June 22, 2015