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asshole dance

A dance performed by reaching down between your legs, grabbing your ankles & spinning around in a circle, saying "I am an asshole & I like it"

Usually performed by losing a bet or completely terrible performance during any game or sport.
Ryne didn't hit his golf ball to the Women's tee, so he had to do an asshole dance.

Jeni scored zero points at cornhole & asshole danced all night long.

Jeni and Mark have the most asshole dances ever performed in the coliseum.

After failing to put even one bag in the hole during cornhole, Mark had to perform an asshole dance.

After Barry's team lost the flipcup championship, they all had to do an asshole dance.
by JmpRmf April 9, 2017
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Friday Dance

The dance you do on the last day of your work week..it's the get the hell outta dodge dance....see ya wouldn't wanta be ya....
Hey ya'll...it's my friday let's do the Friday Dance.....who's got the twister mat and gallon of wesson oil?
by Di's Space March 14, 2011
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Couch dancing

1. Performing acts of desire while situated on a couch. Not limited to just sexual acts.
2. The act of dancing while in contact with couch or other lampe out furniture.

3. To pre-locate oneself on a couch before and during a house party or family gathering.
Big Jay just wants couch dance tonight and watch the game.

It was great seeing Jeremy couch dancing at CJ's birthday party. It's great to see he is recovering well from his injury.

Did you see Jeremy couch dancing with the beautiful German mild allnight.
by Dr. Von Dickenberger November 12, 2018
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Sun Dancing

When a man dances around a woman/partner cockslapping her while her face/body is burnt.
Man last night, I was Sun Dancing around my wife after she had been to the pool.
by XGippoX August 24, 2009
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Elaine dance

A socially weird and unusual public display, like Elaine's dance in the TV show Seinfeld (eason eight, episode 138). The subject performing an Elaine dance remainsoblivious.
He started tweaking his nipples while he spoke to a gym full of teenagers. It was so Elaine dance I thought I'd die.
by wordguy2 June 8, 2010
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wallet dancing

A verb, (to wallet dance).
It means to basically spend other people's money, usually a boyfriend or girlfriend, and once they're out of money, you leave.
#1. That bitch took me wallet dancing, $800 yesterday alone!
#2. I took that bitch wallet dancing, check out the loot I got!
by Lone Lobo April 17, 2006
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Jai Dance

A dance that is used to show that you like partying and say party while doing it and everyone loves it
person a:hey jessica
Jessica:party with me
"jai dance"
by jj boi l bozo March 9, 2022
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