Netflix Depression

When you finish a Tv show on netflix and you don't know what to do with your life. Mostly happens after netflix bindging

"dude i just finished the show the 100 on netflix and I'm suffering from some severe Netflix depression"

by fadedchicka May 28, 2015

Hair Depression

Hair Depression is when a Woman’s hair isn't done and looks a mess. This is where the depression starts to kick in which results in mood swings, insecurity, and maybe a few tears. There's a saying "Hair Depression is Real", and a lot of Women experience this very often. This can also come as a result of skin breakouts, a bad makeup day, not having your nails or lashes done, etc. When a women hair is done, they typically feel brand new and starts acting different.

For Example:

I'm not leaving the house until I get my hair done.

I'm so fucking ugly, without my hair done...Omg I'm so depressed.

Hair Depression is so freaking Real, I need my hair done ASAP.

Boyfriend: Oh, so you get your hair done and start acting different feeling yourself and shit.
Her: Boy Duhhh, New Wig WHO DIS.....

by SnootyHair January 23, 2020

fillie depression

what happens when your favorite ship is m.i.a.

I have fillie depression now, I miss those bitches

by ilovelukehemmingsandfinnwolfha March 16, 2018

Depressed Ducko

An almighty duck from the Ducko family tree

This Ducko is quite Depressed
What a Depressed Ducko

by Depressed Ducko November 23, 2020

depressed wank

After experiencing a sad moment in your life and you try to cheer yourself up by having a wank but you get no pleasure out of it

My mum just died and I have been wanking for ten hours now and it doesn't even feel good, I just want to feel something. I wish I wasn't having a depressed wank

by Dictionaryvision April 18, 2017

Depression good

If you shared how you truly are, the person you’re speaking to would be horrified; but in comparison to other days living as a depressed person, you’re doing better than usual.

Mom: How are you doing?

You: I haven’t cleaned my room in over a year, showered in 4 days, and I’ve had a student loan bill under my pillow for 2.5 months; but I took my meds, went to work, and mowed the lawn today, so I think I’m depression good.

Mom: Clean your room!

by nick wiley September 23, 2020

Instagram Depression

a faux state of depression made to portray the false depressive as relatable or idyllic.

Person 1: Do you follow alcohoel on Instagram?
Person 2: Nah, she's got Instagram Depression.

by DrawingIsForNerdos July 02, 2018