Crusty Jugglers

-Hours after a "jizz in your pants" moment, left over fluids mixed with the toilet paper used to clean up the mess bond on the testicular flesh creating a crusty surface.

Dude, I saw this hott girl earlier.. Now I have a bad case of the Crusty Jugglers.

by mirafone188 July 20, 2011

Custy

An abbrevation of customer, used by retail staff to talk about customers so the customer won't know they are being spoken of.

(one employee to another)
"That was one ugly custy, huh?"

by KILLA BEE March 6, 2007

curtsy flush

when your taking a shit and it smells really bad so you flush before you wipe.

yo will it stinks like dead aids can i get a curtsy flush !?

by poon123 February 24, 2009

crusty butt lips

a man who is described to be crusty with abnormally over larged butt lips. micropenis and gap teeth and choc-o-lat are normally side effects of the crusty butt lips syndrome.

john: dude, get some chap stick for your crusty butt lips.

jeffrey: i hate my life.

by crustybuttlips October 12, 2009

curty

Another nickname for cocaine. After Curtis Blow, an 80's rapper famous for "These Are The Breaks"

Let's get down on an 8 ball of Curty

by Blue Eyed Soul Brother December 11, 2010

crusty trombone

The act between 2 partners which includes buzzing in the male's rectum like a mouthpiece while jacking him off.

Dude, this saucy ho played the crusty trombone. Ive never felt music like that before!

by NOCrackhead September 21, 2005

Crusty sandwich

when the female sex organ gets penetrated to often whitout washing a crusty surface from around the vagina. this cause the male to eat a crusty sandwich to ever have sex again

Matt P; whats that smell?
Chalty; ermmmmmm
Matt p; is tht ur fadge
Chalty; yea ive hd so much sex ive gt acrusty sandwich wanna see?

by John Brennamand craig tourettes creighton July 29, 2007