Crystal Cock

"You'd better clean your Crystal Cock. That shit hurts."
by GlizzyGobbler69420666 October 29, 2020
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Teacher Crystal

a type of rare crystal that teach you about econs
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Piss crystals

A synonym for meth because meth can be yellow and look like as if urine was a crystal
Used like - Thats some good piss crystals man.
by Big schlong No March 28, 2021
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Lava Crystal

The coolest dude in history, likes to say "dead chat" and is purposely annoying, everyone hates him but he doesn't give a fuck
Human: Yo dude did you see lava crystal yeet that meteor? hes so cool!
by Lava Crystal February 22, 2022
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CRYSTALLIZED

When someone has been drawn by the famous e Instagram account @badcrystalart
@badcrystalart has tagged you in a post, omg I’ve been crystallized
by Josiahvandien December 09, 2021
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catch a crystal

Originally for Chicago

When u telling someone to pay attention

Listen it’s important
Man -Hey catch a crystal

Friend-What’s the biz fam
by #Molife05# September 09, 2018
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