DB Cooper Money

Money that can be made, but comes with enough complications to make you second guess whether or not you even want that money.

When there is good potential to make money with someone, but every time you make a move the whole situation turns sloppy.

Sloppy, careless people who think they're the shit because, at the moment, they have the plug and that little bit of power they feel makes them more irresponsible then they already are.

When someone borrows money and it's like pulling teeth to get it back.

Joe's got DB Cooper Money. I can profit more with his prices, but there's always extra bullshit with him and I. Dont. Like. That. Shit.

by mmmk5221 July 27, 2021

Cooper

A young, brown haired homosapian, who likes to steal cylindrical frisbees and ruin days of well dressed men

On a Tuesday night the boys and I were disturbed by a man named Cooper while playing with a cylindrical frisbee.

Or

“Hey Cooper give us back our Cylindrical frisbee”

“Yes well dressed men”

by Coopermyass August 1, 2021

creed cooper

guy with hairy asshole, kinda rapey

creed cooper sucks

by a man of mystery August 4, 2021

evie cooper

Obsessed with big life and the name wondy. Is princess killed everyone moved on. 4 years old tennis star. Tiger woods thinks so.

Hey is that Evie Cooper
Yeah she’s 4 and imprisoned her teacher

by I_love_milfs_as_well69 August 5, 2021

Richard Cooper

Bigoted ass of a male human that no woman or man would want. Also known as Dick for short.

You’re such an unlikeable bigot, you’re a Richard Cooper.

by Rosie Riveter August 10, 2021

cooper

cooper is a guy with no ass at all. coopers go for the worst footy teams and are terrible at many sports and activities like footy, basketball and more. coopers have an extremely bad taste in food.

oh do you know that cooper guy?
yeah he had such a bad taste in food

by absolute goat August 31, 2021

cooper

coopers don’t have the best taste in food and don’t really go for any good sporting teams. coopers have no ass at all.

oh do you know that cooper dude?
yeah he has a tiny ass nowhere near as big as olivia’s

by absolute goat August 31, 2021