Conan Complaint

A complaint by a person who is half as good at his/her job as the last person in it, and yet whines before being paid $45 million to resign.

Man, seriously, that Conan Complaint actually worked with those head honchos? All he did was cost us 2.5 million customers!

by JayInAtlanta January 22, 2010

Coach

(Adjective) To be unique, upscale, awesome, or overall enjoyable. In order to be truly coach, if the item or individual in question were to be put up for auction, would bring in more than $15.34.

"That hat is so coach, I'm blind."

by Rapscallywag May 8, 2008

suck it coach

a word used to express pleasure in the musicianship and stage antics of the band OMG You're Dead

"suck it coach!" -guy at an OMG You're Dead show

by ryan November 9, 2004

conajulating

to conajulate

The flux capacitator stopped conajulating.

by The Conjulater March 30, 2009

conal

a person who thinks they are cool is called a conal

you are such a conal

by yeeet7778 June 10, 2019

beer coach

someone with enough confidence in their alcohol-binging ability that every time they drink, they wake up the next morning with no recollection of the last few hours of their evening. Most often used as a title.

"Dude, what happened after 1 o'clock last night? I don't remember shit."

"Yeah, you were a real beer coach last night"

by Beer Coach January 21, 2004

Conah

An annoying twat who takes up the whole desk in both GCSE and A-Level history. Thinks he is the bees knees and is infact quite the opposite. Complains at having a teacher that he doesnt not realise is just an older version of him. Does not have a laugh ego, is just a bit deluded.

"I hate Michael"
"Yeah, he did a Conah in history the other day so i punched his cock"

by manamanotjeff February 13, 2018