Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate

I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen

by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020

Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate

I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen

by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020

Pull choke

A person or thing doing something stupid or just plain stupid a synonym for dumb ass

Tommy is licking the dogs butthole. He’s such a pull choke

by September 28, 2021

Choke me anna

When a north indian girl falls in love with a south indian nigger typically older than her, mostly because she has no other option due to her college being in chennai or something

I think i have fallen for you suryatheja reddy. Choke me anna!

by Naaliha July 01, 2024

Choke on pipe

Performing a blow job. Don't call it a job for nothing. Have to be careful not to bite down! Ouchy...

Want me to choke on pipe? Best said in a Lancashire accent .

by baglady2713 June 04, 2019

choke butt

Being constipated or not being able to produce a bowel movement.

Here i sit broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted. Fucking choke butt!

by Rawdog1984 November 17, 2020

choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 07, 2009