wireless carpet treatment

using wireless signals from the government to steal private information from a person’s electronic devices

The wireless carpet treatment kept 99 percent of people with historical stature and wealth.

by Coop Dupe November 19, 2019

ripping up the carpet

Having a wild time on your 40th birthday

Woah man, I’m seriously going to be ripping up the carpet

by FurySlayer May 03, 2019

Moist Carpet Foot

When you get water on your feet and walk on a carpet (or rug) and ur feet feel weird and you get that weird carpet smell.

“Yo I got moist carpet foot” said Tommy

“Ew dude get away from me” said Chris, disgusted.

by vngel1a March 01, 2021

Dutch carpet bomb

ingest a large amount of beans and/or cheap beer. Let gas settle in colon, release on partners favorite pillow, jam pillow in said parteners face. voulia.

Man, the last time I gave my gal a Dutch carpet bomb, she kicked my ass out of bed so quick the womb was spinning.

by No.One fake August 09, 2006

Dirty Carpet Syndrome

General everyday hygiene required before having sex.

...she had Dirty Carpet Syndrome. When she gets out of the shower I'm going to tap that and go home.

She was fucking fine but had a bad case of Dirty Carpet Syndrome.

by imkite April 12, 2009

carpet eating cramps

I cramp you get while on the toilet when you bend down so far or have the need to bit a chunk out of the carpet

I was on the toilet and had a cramp so bad I bend down and took a bit out of the carpet, carpet eating cramps..

by Ddplum November 27, 2013

magic carpet ride

Taking a muscle relaxer and toking, creating an extreme relaxed state of being; smooth, relaxed and high.

Dude sitting in this chair makes me feel like I'm on a magic carpet ride.

by Kenderzzz November 15, 2008