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the microwave burrito effect

That feeling you have when bicycling in cold weather. Sweaty on the outside, yet somehow still cold on the inside.
The microwave burrito effect occurs when you ride up a big hill on a cold day and you want to take off your jacket because it's sweaty and sticking to you but you are still cold enough to keep it on.
by emilysmith2000 November 14, 2013
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One Handed Burrito

Receiving a hand job from a taco bell employee
I went to taco bell and order the one handed burrito
by JDC171 August 19, 2016
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Microwave Burrito Relationship

A relatively quick relationship of 4 months or less where no true sustenance or knowledge has been gained from said encounters.
Dude 1: Hey man! What happened to you and Laura?
Dude 2: I got bored of her. Not worth. It was a total Microwave Burrito Relationship.
by itiod October 6, 2020
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burrito built whore

You are such a burrito built whore. You slut
by YalaskaFlowers May 10, 2018
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Fishy bean burrito

When you put your testicles in a girl's ass and fuxk her pussy
I meet this freaking girl last night she got me to do the fishy bean burrito to her
by Only real homie July 16, 2021
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Latino butt burrito

When you have Mexican for dinner then when you are having sloppy anal sex you cum inside her. After you grab a tortilla and slap her and wipe her ass clean then eat the burrito.
I went out with Marie and she let me eat a Latino butt burrito.
by Pooh33 December 18, 2022
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hot cheeto burrito

When a guy says his dick burns
My penis burns

Oh you probably have a hot Cheeto burrito because of that female last night bro
by noveron August 26, 2017
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