Okay, well, I heard Ronnie Sullivan and Jeremy Reynolds were bumping horns like two rhinos at the Summer Market.
by anonymous March 30, 2022

Super-chub females with massive fat rolls hanging off their stomach (stomach aprons). This word only applies to these super obese with lots of heaviness around the mid-section, similar to the ones on "The Biggest Loser". Females with massive asses or legs would not be called this term.
That blond lady with huge fat rolls around her waist on The Biggest Loser is an ok looking humpty bumps.
by mocha12346 April 25, 2010

Sandra and I were a lesbian couple and had a few beers and were headed home. we were both feeling kind of horny when Sandra took my pantileius off and started rubbing my shithola till i cummed. then we started bumping fuzz when we bump our hairy pussies together with our hairy pussies having a squirt fest
by myneckmybcklckmytaint December 5, 2018

A Bullshit Bump occurs when someone throws a wrench, negatively impacts or otherwise throws a bump into your plans.
Ugh. Bill is saying he moved the location of the gathering all the way to the other end of town an hour before the meeting time. He’s always throwing Bullshit Bumps.
by YourBoyBlue October 26, 2020

by Dez'la December 31, 2018

When a male has intercourse with another male from the same species, butt (pun intended) has an accident halfway through. (Explosive diarrhea)
Zoezabi: "Oh, that feels good."
Ricky: "Oh wait a second, I had spicy food earlier. Do you want to stop?"
Zoezabi: "No, let's keep on bumping unglies."
Ricky: "You're gonna get one hell of a kidney infection!"
Zoezabi: "That's alright, baby. I love my kidneys."
Ricky: "Oh wait a second, I had spicy food earlier. Do you want to stop?"
Zoezabi: "No, let's keep on bumping unglies."
Ricky: "You're gonna get one hell of a kidney infection!"
Zoezabi: "That's alright, baby. I love my kidneys."
by Lolia98 February 5, 2019

by Mliv March 16, 2020
