my boyfriend. the most perfect person in the world. i love him so much it’s not even funny anymore. he has a big dick too
i love brandon so much i’m marrying him, he’s my soulmate. i’d pick him over hayden christensen (on some days)
by ur mum lol 69420 February 21, 2021
Get the brandonmug. I am a brandon I come from foster care I was in foster care. Form the age of 7 to 13 my dad died when I was 2 and have been abused many different ways I am 6.2 pretty buff average in looks and good with cars and a good Carpenter I am 16 now and still happy despite all I went through and have made a couple mistakes but still ok
That brandon
by Thatkid990 February 5, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is the coolest guy on the planet! He knows all things and loves being active. He’s the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet and means every word he says so ya better believe it! He stands tall and prideful but not in a pompous way, rather he exudes confidence in such an elegant manner and will make you feel like you are the only person in the world with him. Brandon will love you like no other man can show you love. If you meet a Brandon, latch on like a tic on a dog because you’ll miss out on all of the beautiful adventures you will go on with him if you don’t.
Girl 1: “hey, is that Brandon over there?”
Girl 2: “yup, he’s a catch, I’ve heard.”
Girl 1: “I better get my ass over ther !”
Girl 2: “yup, he’s a catch, I’ve heard.”
Girl 1: “I better get my ass over ther !”
by Sweet buns of steel February 5, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. by Lil $tackz July 15, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is the worst friend ever. He constantly leaves his friends for the company of a women, even if he only met her. he will lie to you and tell you he is going to the toilet when he really just ordered an uber. Brandon will tell you that he's done with chicks and proceed to bring the girl over just to use her for her body, lifts and crack. Brandon overall has an above average intelligent though this is negated by the constant bragging of his occupation as a lawyer. self-centered he also brags about is alleged large penis and how many time he can make his women cum.
by MRSkinnyP3n15 May 30, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is a crack head.
by True loved by Alyssa September 21, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is the most hottest, sexiest, funniest guy you will ever meet in your life.
You should definitely date anyone who’s name is Brandon.
You should definitely date anyone who’s name is Brandon.
Brandon your hot as hell.
by ok boomer 12353 November 29, 2019
Get the Brandonmug.