n. A person who states a problem that they have with the express intention of letting everyone know how awesome they think they are, revealing their douche baggery to all.
v. Back Door Bragging: The act of expressing a false statement in order to set up the conversation to prove how (seemingly) fantastic the subject finds themselves.
effect: typically leads to eye rolls and general annoyance with subject.
v. Back Door Bragging: The act of expressing a false statement in order to set up the conversation to prove how (seemingly) fantastic the subject finds themselves.
effect: typically leads to eye rolls and general annoyance with subject.
Sarah: Lets go check out the new mall!
Lisa: Oh I hate clothes shopping anymore. Since I've been working out I can never find anything that fits because my waist is too tiny and my tits are too big. Life is so unfair!
Sarah: You're such a back door braggart, Lisa. Go fuck yourself.
Lisa: Oh I hate clothes shopping anymore. Since I've been working out I can never find anything that fits because my waist is too tiny and my tits are too big. Life is so unfair!
Sarah: You're such a back door braggart, Lisa. Go fuck yourself.
by Jescati August 14, 2010
Get the Back Door Braggart mug.When a Sneakers O'Toole look-alike has a cab service from school to the club. Sneakers O'Toole then lets every chick in his car drink, and inevitably, they spill some cranberry/vodka on his seat. Sneaker O'Toole will get the drink stain confused with a Virginia Slim stain.
Sneakers: Yo man, I'm gonna have to run by the cleaning section. Someone spilled some shit in my car. Now I think I have the Back-Seat Stain
Grinnell: Actually, I think it may be a Virginia Slim stain.
Sneakers: You know... that may actually be what it is.
Sid: What the fuck!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!
Grinnell: Actually, I think it may be a Virginia Slim stain.
Sneakers: You know... that may actually be what it is.
Sid: What the fuck!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!
by Grinnell April 18, 2008
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Slip on a banana peel
It's embarrassing
But you get up and wipe off your face
Continue your strut
You back in business.
Slip on a banana peel
It's embarrassing
But you get up and wipe off your face
Continue your strut
You back in business.
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"Nah, but i wish i did, Beno used to go out with her and he reckons she's a Back Door Betty."
"Nah, but i wish i did, Beno used to go out with her and he reckons she's a Back Door Betty."
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To have your back cracked is to have rough sex.
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She had her back cracked last night and won't be able to come to work today. ( She got some bomb dick that fucked her up so good she can't even work today)
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Get the Double Back mug.When someone goes to an used car dealership with a car to trade in, and ends up buying the same car back they had before at a marked up price.
Guy: I like this car, it looks just like my old one.
Salesman: With your trade in, you can have it for just $2,000.
Guy: I'll take it. (Salesman thinks to himself "Thats the same car he drove here in, thats one hell of a Nigerian buy back.)
Salesman: With your trade in, you can have it for just $2,000.
Guy: I'll take it. (Salesman thinks to himself "Thats the same car he drove here in, thats one hell of a Nigerian buy back.)
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