beaver diving

Putting your dick in a vagina.

yo man i went beaver diving with Daves mom last night

by Amar Mujadzic November 16, 2004

beaver cleaver

A penis that has been fortified with Viagra and poppers in order to make its presence known in a Montana Beaver. The cleaving process is time consuming and exhausting. It requires a dedicated man willing to screw a woman who has indiscriminately screwed everything, animate and inanimate. The beaver cleaver is a high calling that only a special few can answer.

Jerry was tapped into active duty beaver cleaver status after Fran declared war on all phallic objects, thus acquiring a Montana beaver.

by Fran December 31, 2003

squirting beaver

when the fanny gymen releases a high pressure jet of fishy juice from within the gash at a moment of extreme pleasure. This can shock the recieving party who gets hosed down by this beaver juice.

Oh my god that beaver just opened up and squirted me in the eye. Wash out with warm water to aviod infection, if irritation occurs seek medical advise. If swallowed has no nutritional value. I now stink like the inside of a haddock pasty

by Bean,Dave May 19, 2005

Spread Beaver

Showing the vaginal area.

I saw these chicks flashing trucks on the highway, they had spread beavers!

by Hawkwarrior27 December 31, 2003

Beaver creek

When a girl has a sweaty vagina

Kim: "god it's so hot out right now!"
Sue: "I know I hope I don't get a beaver creek!!!"

by Yurchak November 12, 2010

dirty beaver

A 20 year old sweaty, greasy, slimy, hairy, moldy, tuna stuffed pusy.

Oh, man. I was gonna trim her bushes last night, but she has a nasty ass dirty beaver.

by Russell Barker July 1, 2006

Blamer-in-Chief

Nickname for president Barack Obama that came about later in his first term, when he shifted away from the inspirational rhetoric of his first presidential campaign and instead started blaming all sorts of other people or groups for his administration's failures and the country's problems when questioned, instead of manning up and taking responsibility like a real leader would. Initially, the blame for current failures was directed toward former administrations (Bush). The blame game reached new heights in Obama's second term when, during the partial government shutdown of late 2013, the president said repeatedly that he would not negotiate with other elected officials, and continued to place all of the blame and responsibility for the shutdown on others (notably, Republicans in congress) even resorting to highly inflammatory rhetoric. The Obama administration subsequently made many eye-raising decisions about what to keep up open versus what to close from the general public during the shutdown; these decisions appeared to be made to make the American people "feel the pain" of the shutdown who would have otherwise not noticed, and drum up anger and blame toward congress.

"Did you hear that the Obama administration gave permission for a big rally of illegal immigrants on the National Mall, but still has numerous other parks and monuments closed off to US citizens? I bet the Blamer-in-Chief will try to imply the open-air monuments were barrycaded by Ted Cruz, LOL!"

by psara October 9, 2013