Justin Bieber

The combination of a Keebler Elf, a Barbie doll, and Paul McCartney. A pop singer that was birthed straight out of the ass of Canada, which dropped this little shit in America. He contains an illness which gives him the illusion that he's Michael Jackson by generically copying Michael's whole career. An epic fail, who's loved by some, and hated by all.

Interviewer: Hey, Justin, what are some of your favorite songs off of your albums? I heard you have some amazing songs, and they're classic.

Justin Bieber: Uh..."Billie Jean", "Thriller", "Beat It", and...

Interviewer: Uh, that's music from King of Pop!

Justin Bieber: I am the King of Pop, bitch! (Well, I'm not but I have to make my fans believe that I am, so they can be on my nuts, claiming I'm the next Michael Jackson.)"

by IexposedU May 22, 2011

justin bieber

Everybody's verbal punching bag. The antithesis of chuck norris.

Justin Bieber takes a lot of crap, stop making fun of her.

by alskdjfhgzmxncbv September 27, 2010

Justin Bieber

Disgrace to Canada and Music. Will hopefully be forgotten about in 2011. Has no talent. Greedy corporations use him as a boy toy for girls around the age of 8-13 to get rich.

Justin Bieber sucks

by BlackCadillac May 16, 2010

Bieber

The worst thing you can be mistaken for or an insult of extreme quality.

Ex #1. Fan: OMG IT'S JUSTIN BIEBER!!! Oh wait, nvm. False alarm.
Guy mistaken for Bieber: Fml

Ex. #2. Person: Dude, you are so Bieber.
Vivtim: YOU FREAKING JERK!!!

by That Other Random Guy......... January 7, 2012

justin bieber

an over-achieving little prick that has no talent whatsoever.
he's-err she-I DONT KNOW, i will just call it justin bieber.
justin bieber sings his version of rap and pop music, gets slutty girls to follow him, paid usher to talk to him, and some other bullshit.

hey look, its a girl! and a ugly one at the least.

no, its just justin bieber.

by whatsfordinner62 May 16, 2010

Bieber bomb

Like a Rick Roll, but instead you are subjected to a clip of Justin Bieber singing 'baby', or more specifically the words 'baby, baby, baby ohh'

I thought it was a video of exploding monster trucks, but it was actually a Bieber bomb!

by ajobbins July 27, 2010

Bieber Fever

an illness affecting little girls, and some guys,to become addicted to the high pictched voice of Justin Bieber.. and an attraction to:

-gayness
-skater hair
-immaturity/ lack of puberty
-American wannabees
-little boys

may result in lack of anything normal and becoming homosexual or insane.

Person 1: dude, she just b*tch slapped my mom for saying she didn't like Justin Bieber.

Person 2: that's a classic symptom of Bieber Fever.

Girl: Don't f*ck with the Biebs!!!!!!

by vakid March 9, 2011