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Where do babies come from?

The worst and the most awkward question your child will ask you in your lifetime (if you were a parent)

Don't bother lying, they will find out eventually.
Stewie: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma!
Lois: WHAT IS IT????????????????????
Stewie: hi
Lois: I will send you to jesus
Stewie: I was actually going to ask you something.
Lois: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
Stewie: Where do babies come from?
Lois: From a stork..
Stewie: Isn't the baby too big?
Lois: It's a magik stork!
Stewie: That doesn't make sense.
Lois: It does.
Stewie: *GASP* DADDY FUCKED MOM~
Lois: *kills Stewie*
by Empress Kristi April 15, 2022
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Let’s have 33 babies

How everyone in fairy tail talks to their crush
Juvia: let’s have 33 babies

Gray: *ignores Juvia*
by HandsomeDragon8 November 25, 2022
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Honey Babies

Attractive young men or women encountered at a club. Also see Beautful Babies
The club had so many honey babies I had a hard time choosing which one I wanted to dance with.
by Diane the BITCH July 26, 2005
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babies

poop machines.
"Want a free poop machine?"
"Hell no, if you mean babies.."
by Jackthe Ripper August 20, 2008
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Making face Babies

making out to the point it is like you are having sex with your mouths.
Dude, last night me and Colleen were getting so into it that we ended up making Face Babies
by Magenta98 October 4, 2008
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bebin.tv

The Best Iranian Television network inside or outside Iran. Best part, it is all online.

Bebin.tv (www.bebin.tv), literally meaning "watch" in Persian, combines western style production and adds its own Persian flavor.

It is currently the only Iranian television network that caters to a second generation Iranian audience.
I love to watch bebin.tv at www.bebin.tv!
by bebin October 1, 2007
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Bebe Muncher

Your Mom. A bebe muncher is like a vagina eater only in Chamorro.
That Bebe Muncher is sucking her vagina dry.
by HAHaaaa April 7, 2008
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