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Papa Bear's chair

When you're at another person's house, the place that they prefer to sit. This place is usually the most comfortable seat in the whole room, and near and dear to the host's heart. The host is usually very reluctant to give somebody permission to sit there, and often takes offense to those who sit there with out asking.

Often used in 3rd person
Host: Dude, get up!!
Guest: Why!?
Host: That's Papa Bear's Chair!
Guest: My bad, i'm sorry...
by Wu Tang Hootie January 1, 2010
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Cowboy Beard

Dean-Anthony, button your shirt, nobody wants to look at your cowboy beard.
by RickyWaynthBishop January 11, 2012
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Cowboy Bear Ninja

A variation on the classic Rock, Paper, Scissors, also known as Rochambeau, where the players act the part rather than using their hands. Two players stand back to back and take three paces away from each other as in a gun duel. They then quickly turn to face each other and act the part of a Cowboy, Bear or Ninja, being sure to make character appropriate sound effects.

The Bear mauls the Ninja, the Ninja subdues the Cowboy, and the Cowboy shoots the Bear.
by town hall heckler April 24, 2012
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Fyogi Bear

Fyogi Bear is Yogi Bears retarded cousin. He likes pancakes and cookies with chocolate milk.
Fyogi Bear: I want some panckaes!!! DOH
Yogi Bear: shut up Fyogi!!!
Fyogi Bear: awwww
by DeadRabbit October 22, 2013
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Cinnamon Bear

Large Ginger Man that likes to drink Fireball Whiskey.
Cinnamon Bear went from zero to hammered... only took half gallon of Fireball this time.
by Palv January 15, 2015
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Alaskan bearclaw

An Alaskan bearclaw is when your female partner has open cuts and you ejaculate on them
My wife screamed because of my Alaskan bearclaw
by spodderman May 23, 2014
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The Beard Theory

If one's beard extends past certain parameters of length and neatness, it's length can represent the magnitude of their emotional barriers.
The Beard Theory was initially rejected by Urban Dictionary editors because they had beards that exceeded the acceptable length. The Beard Theory states that their beards created an emotional barrier between them and the previous submission, therefore allowing them to reject it so willingly.
by By and Large March 19, 2015
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