squeeze the bean burrito

An emphasised slang term for male masturbation

I want to go home and squeeze the bean burrito

by Cozza Ol' M8 January 21, 2019

Netflix my bean

A solo version of netflix and chill. When your plans are to stay home and masturbate in front of the TV.

Vix: what are you doing tonight acacia?
Acacia: the usual plans. Gonna stay home and Netflix my bean!

by Inflateus August 29, 2019

Small Adorable Bean

A really cute girl(usually really short), she usually will have a an adorable voice, and has a super cute face. She won't grow past 5'2, but thats okay because everyone loves her anyway

Nakita over there is super short and cute! I bet shes a small adorable bean!!
She has to be!

by Blazer2414 November 3, 2019

dirty green bean

When a guy sits in his own sweat and juices for weeks then he forces his girl to give him a blow job.

The drunk girl at the party passed out and he gave her his dirty green bean.

by Maine father and son April 13, 2020

eat some bean

something you would want to do after witnessing something that is wholesome. intentionally written 'bean' so as not to be confused with eating some beans when you want to consume actual beans.

This cute kitten makes me want to eat some bean.

by chesh bean December 15, 2021

Boston shocker a.ka. bean town tickle

A pleasurable sexual act first performed in South Boston. The act includes one's pinky being inserted into one's partner anus while extending the index and middle finger in a "V" formation towards the male's genitals and gently tickling, or stroking, the testicles. A pleasurable sexual act first performed in South Boston. The act includes one's pinky being inserted into one's partner anus while extending the index and middle finger in a "V" formation towards the male's genitals and gently tickling, or stroking, the testicles.

Jim and I were at the bar and I asked him " Have you ever had a finger in your butt during sex? He said no. I asked if he knew of the Boston shocker a.ka. bean town tickle? He said, no. I whispered it in his ear. We left the bar to head back to my place. "

by southietickler September 20, 2015

Mr. Bean'd

When your girl gets her legs up on your shoulders and rides your face while you're standing, like that turkey on Mr. Bean's head in that one episode.

Girl, you ever been Mr. Bean'd?

by dingdong2432 August 11, 2023