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George Bush

The number one person to hate if you want to be cool and fit in.
Guy 1: Jeesh I hate George Bush!
Guy 2: Yea me too!
Guy 3: And why do you guys hate him?
Guy 1: I dunno.
Guy 2: Beats me.
by John Brinkman September 19, 2008
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George Bush

Someone who

1. Turned the largest US surplus into the largest deficit in American history, then gives tax cuts when he should be raising taxes to get more money for the country. (And of course, he only gives tax cuts to all of his rich buddies.)

2. Blamed bin Laden for 9/11 (which is okay), but when he couldn't find him, made Americans forget about him by diverting their attention to Saddam Hussein, who had absolutely nothing to do with 9/11. Has he found bin Laden? Has he found any WMDs? Didn't think so.

3. Feels the need to stick his nose in Iraq's business and "improve" their government while bombing and completely destroying Iraq-it's obvious it's just an excuse to go to war.

4. Lies about there being NO terrorist attacks since 9/11, when there have been quite a few that he covers up or makes America forget about. (Like that anthrax threat a few years ago for example.)

5. Passes the Patriot Act to keep America safe from terrorists while arresting people who aren't terrorists, never catching the people who are, and violating SIX AMENDMENTS of the Constitution.

6. Passes "Clean Air Act" which actually makes the air dirtier.

7. Makes every country in the world besides Britain and Poland hate us.

8. Quits the Kyoto Protocol because it would make his rich buddies actually spend some money to reduce global warming, and God forbid anyone has to spend money.

9. Throws ultimatums at the American people that only a complete idiot could fall for (and a lot have) like "You're with us or you're with the terrorists" and basically just gets America to be loyal to him out of fear.

10. Only gets into Yale because of his father and passes with a C- average.

11. Has said enough stupid things to fill 265 pages of "Bushisms" books.

12. Gets elected into office after losing by over 10,000 votes. Do you think it's a coincidence that his brother was the governor of the state that the whole election depended on in 2000??
George Bush is a COMPLETE FUCKING ASSHOLE who never should have been elected, is one of the worst people in the country to earn the job of president and definitely is the worst president we have ever had or will ever have.
by anonymous March 13, 2005
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random brush and undergrowth ( occasionaly littered with stickers and snakes ) that you don't want any part of.
AKA ditch on a country road
He hit his golf ball in the puckah brush or he was drunk and launch'd his truck in the puckies
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Keeping your pubic region very hairy as as to deter yourself from spontaneous hook ups
Lisa: Mmm check that guy out, he's fiine!
Susie: Mmm he sure is, I would take him home but I got a chastity bush right now
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by Paul Paul & Stefels March 10, 2004
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Bush Taco

(n) A popular Australian dish where a solid and respectable piece of shit is placed in a crispy gum leaf and served as a delicious meal. Often served with a side of Bush Curly Fries (chewy clumps of matted pubic hair deep fried to perfection).
"I'll 'ave a large Bush Taco meal deal, thanks."
by Tony Randall (Bush Owner) March 26, 2009
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