Baphomet

Baphomet something some thing .......SATANISMEN

Baphomet is nice goat.

by PoP-iCe May 7, 2020

bapping out the gat

pulling out fruit and smashing it on your sisters ass so all the juice shoots in and sprays out the other side, a joy ride for ever sister and for every brother to taste when it comes out the other side.

Later imma be bapping out the gat with my sister

by asndojaw April 2, 2023

Boston Baptism

A term coined by the epic mini series "Massholes". A Boston Baptism consists of water-boarding a victim with Samuel Adams through a Larry Bird Jersey.

- "Hey this asshole just said that New York is better then Boston."

-"Hell no!! its time for a Boston baptism! go get your Bird jersey and I'll grab the Adams. We're gonna drown this Ass clown out with Irish goodness!"

by Stlizzle February 28, 2013

Westboro Baptist Church

A group of raging degenerate inbreeds that hates EVERYONE who don't believe exactly what they believe. They especially hate the LGBTQIA+ community, and they always walk around with signs that say "Gods hates fags!" And "America is doomed!" They think that anyone who isn't in the LGBTQIA+ but still supports it will rot in hell. From what I heard about them, all they talk about during their services is crap about how God hates everyone. They are notorious for picketing funerals of veterans, gay people, and any group of people who they hate. I don't like to talk about suicide, but they should go kill themselves for A) making all Christians look bad and B) being assholes.

The Westboro Baptist Church thinks that everyone who doesn't believe exactly what they believe will go to hell, but the only ones who will go to hell are those lunatics.

There's something else I want to say. It's not their place to decide where people go when they die; that's God's job.

by HPTrash November 1, 2017

Wisconsin Baptism

When die-hard Green Bay Packers’ fans throw a cheese slice at their infant child’s forehead making it stick and christianing them life long Green Bay fans.

*A place in Wisconsin*
“Hey, what are you up to this weekend?”
“It’s my sons Wisconsin baptism on Saturday, I’m so excited to see him in the green & gold!”

by Robocoitus March 1, 2019

Sawicki Baptism

When you're simultaneously high and drunk at the same time, for the first time

John-What happened to you?
Alex-I had my Sawicki Baptism last night

by Ohlooksatan January 8, 2020

unholy baptism

The act of ejaculating in your partner's cupped hands, where you then dip your finger into said cum cup, and use this finger to draw a cross on their forehead.

Person 1: "Bro this person at church is such a freak, they asked for an unholy baptism!"

Person 2: "...a what?"

by Apple_Nut March 28, 2023