Wanking in the Bank

the use of credit to pretend you are more well-off than you really are.

In reference to your friend who has just bought an iphone depsite being heavily in debt, you would say he/she's 'wanking in the bank'.

by Andythesloth April 21, 2010

Dabble bank

Female version of the wank bank

Jill: Collen Feral is in my dabble bank, what about yours?
Morgan: Well Brad Pit is my main one.
Katie: Well I dont do that so...

by moses of the river November 17, 2010

ernie banks

He is a 2 year old virgin that nobody likes and is the worst boyfriend and person ever - Donald Trump and Theresa May

That guy is totally an Ernie Banks

by davehascraves February 5, 2019

mr banks

absolute best man and chem teacher on planet earth. this man could kill my whole entire family and i’d still look up to him. he may not be the best teacher, but he would love and support you endlessly. love you banksy :)

classmate: i hate mr banks, i am not learning!
me: *pulls out gun* what the fuck did u just say

by turtlebob April 28, 2020

investment bank

Greed, the downfall of American Productivity.
If your factory or enterprise is no longer privately held, and margins are less than 25%, prepare for your job to move offshore.

Fred: "Hey Greg, where's your car?"

Greg: "Couldn't afford the payment. An investment bank took over our factory, sold off the machinery and building, and now 14 year old Chinese girls make Oster blenders."

Fred: "It's economics. 1/8th the quality at 1/10th the wage."

by ebbing August 18, 2008

Paul Banks

Lead singer of dirge band Interpol. Blonde, blue-eyed and beauty marked this man is a Slavic-looking stunner. His voice is really low and his lyrics make no sense. Alcohol is his best friend.

Paul Banks is my catatonic sex toy.

by Maria Varela November 15, 2003

tyra banks

Another name for the beer brand "Negra Modelo". It's based on the translation "black model".

Corona? Nah, brother pass me one of them Tyra Banks.
Stop by the liq and swoop up some Tyras.

by Tan Wilder March 5, 2008