Definitions by turtlebob

mamas 

word to describe ur besties, or anyone else deserving of this honor.

mackenzie: hi mamas, how are you?
olivia: i’m good mama! thanks for asking!

mamas by turtlebob April 28, 2020

Bridget 

She is definitely the most beautiful woman you will ever lay eyes on. Large blue eyes, luscious locks, deeeeefffffinitely gotta fatty, but small biddies. Everything about her is perfect. Her personality is great. She has got one of the best senses of humor around. You could laugh for days with her. Yeah, she may procrastinate, and drink, and he may not give the best advice but she sure will make you feel special.

Carl: Woah.. is that Bridget?
MGK: Yeah.. isn’t she something.

Hannah: I love Bridget, she’s so sweet.
Mary: Nah, she’s a bitch!

Bridget by turtlebob April 28, 2020

mr banks 

absolute best man and chem teacher on planet earth. this man could kill my whole entire family and i’d still look up to him. he may not be the best teacher, but he would love and support you endlessly. love you banksy :)

classmate: i hate mr banks, i am not learning!
me: *pulls out gun* what the fuck did u just say

mr banks by turtlebob April 28, 2020