Bald

Someone who had to sacrifice their hair for “reasons”

I wish I was bald

by Sammymmm1 December 18, 2021

Bald bull

A boxer from punch out wii Made to troll the player

He is Essentially random And if you don't get a star at the right time you don't get to win

fuck bald bull

by Destoyerofeps March 16, 2023

bald ambition

When someone goes completely bald and their head is so shiny that you can't resist the urge to stick a suction dildo on their head.

Everyone Haj bald ambition when they see tristan

by Skibidi Rizzler69420 April 1, 2024

Bald

What happens when you become an author/writer

Jake:Bro i'm never going to become an author!

James:Dude why not?

Jake:BeCaUsE I AiNt GoInG BaLd!

James: Oh

by mynameisjeff12344 September 10, 2019

Actin bald headed

When someone is on “bullshit”

This could be us, but you actin bald headed.

by Hit that button! December 30, 2020

Bald

A pure 14 year old person who shaved his head because his best friend Always donates to him on stream

Bald person :Hi
Not a bald person: Hello. Join my call, I’m making a video.
A kid: bruh why’d kill my blue sheep?!?!?

by The tue meaning September 24, 2021

Bald Florida Man

Some guy they call FitMC. He plays Minecraft and Pumps Iron.

"Hey you know that Bald Florida Man who plays 2b2t?"
"Yeah, you're talking about FitMC. About Yea high,plays Minecraft and he pumps iron."

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 27, 2020