Shove organic blueberries into your partners asshole then have them shit the them into yours keep repeating this until the blueberry turns into smoothie
by aooooooossksjsj September 9, 2025

A Rust player with over 3k hours.
by bagelsiskindacool April 4, 2020

I went & got donuts & put 1 in a bag to take home, but I opened the bag only to find out that now it's just a bagel.
by Definitively Cool January 18, 2024

A sex toy for hobos when they run out of little girls that lost their parents.
Goes well with avocado.
healthy donut
Goes well with avocado.
healthy donut
by Pussy wagon 69420 January 9, 2022

A person who tends to ejaculate in a bagel and let’s the rats finish giving the powers beyond earth.
by TheoneandonlysirCharlie May 16, 2022

1. Insult. A person (usually a woman) with low cultural tastes and interests, poor education, and inflated sense of self worth; a trashy person who is vaguely bagel shaped.
2. A social leech who thinks they are contributing to society; a person who gloats about their non-efforts as immeasurable while belittling others so as to derail and steal from them; a mooch.
2. A social leech who thinks they are contributing to society; a person who gloats about their non-efforts as immeasurable while belittling others so as to derail and steal from them; a mooch.
Name is such a trash bagel! She gave grandma a big sob story about her break up and not being able to afford rent and then used the money to get fillers and go outlet shopping.
by Owda Jopal December 30, 2022
