jap attack

When a bunch of Japs (Jewish American Princesses) start bitching and complaining.

JAP 1: Oh my god its so hot here.
JAP 2: Im hungry
JAP 3: I lost my Evian water bottle
All three: I wanna go home
Shappy: Oh shit... hide! We have a jap attack on our hands!

by Shappy November 30, 2006

Arse Attack!

To shove your fist inside someones asshole and pull out their intestine.

Person 1: Dude what did you do to her?

Person 2: Let me just say it was Arse Attack!

by The man that Arse Attacked her November 13, 2011

Bruh Attack

When you have too many bruh moments at once, you can have a bruh attack. On a scale of 1-10 on the cringe scale, a bruh moment is a 6 while a bruh attack relates to an 8-10.

Guy 1:*has a coughing fit* BRUH

Guy 2: dude what’s wrong?

Guy 1: I’m having a bruh attack, please get me water! this buzzfeed quiz is assuming my gender because I preferred a chocolate milk instead of a strawberry milk

Guy 2: dude that frickin sucks

by joseph_stalin October 27, 2019

baseless attack

an argument that has nothing to support it. basically someone being a faggot for no reason

you're a faggot! that's not what your mom said to me last night. with the person being insulted being straight, this is a baseless attack

by the sharkkkkkkk April 16, 2014

Ejac Attack

Self-explanatory.

Jake often had ejac attacks as a result of extended homosexual thoughts.

by ArchaicScholar January 7, 2012

back attack

when your back is hurting so damn much;
you feel like you're having a heart attack but it's a back attack!

"My f*cking back, i think i'm having a back attack!"

"my 67 year old grandfather was having a back attack when his cane fell"

by DORO twistaa April 14, 2009

piss attack

A sudden and unstoppable need to piss. Usually due to booze.

Jimmy was so trashed, that when walking home from the bar he started pissing himself, yelled “piss attack”, whipped out his dick and pissed in the direction he was facing.

by Jimzy September 23, 2017