April 22

National Stick a Water Bottle on Your Chest Day. Everyone is to find a way to stick an empty water bottle on their article of clothing they wear over their chest for that day.
Have you been sticking a water bottle to you chest on National Stick a Water Bottle on Your Chest Day? It’s April 22!
by FoxCat Man November 20, 2019
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April 7th

todays April 7th so eat some pussy!
by abcd.com October 28, 2019
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April 26th

it’s national Hit It From The Back day!! walk up to someone grab their waist and hit it!!
it’s april 26th and i just it it from the back bro. on yo girl
by r.t.a.nnnnnnnnnnnn April 26, 2019
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April 15th

The day where girls have the right to slap a guys ass so damn hard that his balls sack will suck back into his stomach. Have fun gals!
"Bro tmos April 15th watch out for these ass slapping bitches"
"Oh shit...I'm staying home tmo"
by moobihhh April 12, 2019
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April 17

April 17
National hickey day 😉
April 17
National hickey day is when you leave or give a special mark to your crush or someone special to you😏 have fun😉
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April 3

Only the cool ricest people we’re born on this day. If you we’re born on April 3 you are really funny and kind. You are also a really freaking talented. You can sing and play percussion pretty guccitastically. You are extremely good at coming up with puns. They always make you LOL laugh out loud. They always look out for your best interest, they tell you that you shouldn’t do dumb parkour or play with scissors. Also if your born on this day you are officially the best girlfriend. It even says it on your birth certificate! 🎴🎴🎴lol
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Sarah: Did you hear Ava is born on April 3?
Anita: Know way! That’s the cool ricest birthday!
by Flower_Playing_Card December 14, 2019
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April 23

You: hi you need a kiss
Boy:no I dont

You: it’s April 23!
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