April 15th

It is my birthday. No national hugging bloody day. I hate hugs, yet I am supposed to be an Aries.

“It is April 15th. It is time to go to work!”
“Oh ... it’s April 15th? I guess this is my pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis diagnosis anniversary!”

by Pen-Pineapple-Apple Pen October 29, 2019

April 7th

National eat pussy day. Eat pussy even if its lose.

todays April 7th so eat some pussy!

by abcd.com October 27, 2019

April 26th

it’s national Hit It From The Back day!! walk up to someone grab their waist and hit it!!

it’s april 26th and i just it it from the back bro. on yo girl

by r.t.a.nnnnnnnnnnnn April 25, 2019

April 15th

The day where girls have the right to slap a guys ass so damn hard that his balls sack will suck back into his stomach. Have fun gals!

"Bro tmos April 15th watch out for these ass slapping bitches"
"Oh shit...I'm staying home tmo"

by moobihhh April 12, 2019

April 17

April 17
National hickey day 😉

April 17
National hickey day is when you leave or give a special mark to your crush or someone special to you😏 have fun😉

by 😉😏 April 16, 2019

April 23

Kiss your boy best friend day

You: hi you need a kiss
Boy:no I dont

You: it’s April 23!

by anonymous April 22, 2021

April 3

Only the cool ricest people we’re born on this day. If you we’re born on April 3 you are really funny and kind. You are also a really freaking talented. You can sing and play percussion pretty guccitastically. You are extremely good at coming up with puns. They always make you LOL laugh out loud. They always look out for your best interest, they tell you that you shouldn’t do dumb parkour or play with scissors. Also if your born on this day you are officially the best girlfriend. It even says it on your birth certificate! 🎴🎴🎴lol
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Sarah: Did you hear Ava is born on April 3?
Anita: Know way! That’s the cool ricest birthday!

by Flower_Playing_Card December 13, 2019