by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025
A speed-run that involves an in real life manhunt for a victim where the time stops when the victim is dead
by Dentor January 05, 2021
A kleptomaniac that asks u if u have any money and acts like ur the problem after stealing ur money at the atm. Usually prone calling for backup when u ask for a loan till the next day. Definately a smear campaign tactic used by peeps who have fucked up by some other smear campaign tactic being used to create an illusion of upper class status
Karma drove past saw the ppl who stole her money and made sure that the kleptos (definition of: any papers dusty drapers ) had no shoes no money nothing when they had to face the music and talk to the person they stole the money from the previous day.
by Cluttered mutt February 25, 2022
<.7.9.7.6.>Any 100% Of The Drum Roll For The LicquorsI Missed, SPilling Onto The Floor Before Engaging With It<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Any 100% Of The Drum Roll For The LicquorsI Missed, SPilling Onto The Floor Before Engaging With It<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025
by Begugula December 01, 2023
Days which nothing happens. If you saw those "national girl hug boy day" or whatnot, those were written by people desperate for affection who know that it will be reposted onto Snapchat, 'nuff said.
Person 1: "Hey, you heard its October 17th, yes?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard."
Person 1: "Well some girl gotta hug me now haha."
Person 2 "Don't you know that was created by an absolute desperate person like you? Honestly Joe, you are better than this. Nothing ever happens on any day of october"
Person 1 "Oh."
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard."
Person 1: "Well some girl gotta hug me now haha."
Person 2 "Don't you know that was created by an absolute desperate person like you? Honestly Joe, you are better than this. Nothing ever happens on any day of october"
Person 1 "Oh."
by HonestlyGuysThisIsRediculous October 17, 2019
by HairyleggedUriel December 04, 2016