by anonymous September 20, 2021
Get the Simonmug. After hearing a detailed and troubling story about another man's struggles with maintaining an erection, he couldn't shake the anxiety it induced. This newfound stress crept into his own intimate moments, creating a vicious cycle of worry and performance issues that left him unable to maintain an erection himself.
Thus creating the Simon Wilson paradox
Thus creating the Simon Wilson paradox
by Scottith July 15, 2024
Get the The Simon Wilson Paradoxmug. 
Simon is one of the best humans you will ever meet. he is sweet and kind, and will always have your back. he can seem a bit sad at times but he is awesome. and really funny
Simon:hello how are you
by KittyCat2.0 January 8, 2022
Get the simonmug. A gay little dude who just wants to have some fun alongside his friends. He has an extremely contagious laugh and can be very energetic, boosting the mood wherever he goes, but when the time calls for it he can also be the sweetest and most comforting person you know. His hugs and cuddles are to die for, and you'll often find yourself missing him whenever he isn't around. His presence alone is enough to make you smile, and he's always there to support you no matter the situation. Anyone who doesn't have a Simon in their lives is missing out big time, and those who do should feel lucky that they have such an amazing friend they know they can go to any time.
by Dimoo February 19, 2022
Get the Simonmug. Someone who likes it up the ass and has a lot of dildos laying around. Someone who is not afraid to tickle your pickle and loves the color rainbow.
by BaklaBills February 21, 2022
Get the Simonmug. A guy who bought a crown that ruined his life and caused him to go insane for over 1000 years while his fiancée became goddess of chaos for him to regain his sanity.
by rosellias January 13, 2024
Get the Simon Petrikovmug.