after-market items

Refers to da usually-overpriced crappy-a** merchandise dat remains unsold subsequent to a gala celebration, holiday-bash, or other one-time/seasonal sales-event; said goodies can often be had for very little or even free, if said products' vendors were just going to toss it in da dumpster or have already done so.
You can often pick up after-market items for next to nothing if they have "gone stale", either because they are actually perishable goods and thus are starting to no longer be saleable after the sales-event is over, or because they are season/event/holiday-related (such as spring-gardening accessories, Independence-Day ephemera, personalized wedding-trinkets, Valentine's Day candy, etc.) and therefore would no longer be of interest to most buyers. If you know a creative way to make use of said sundries, however --- like if you can chop up flashy decorations to use as glitter, re-label imprinted items to use for another purpose, pass out random items as party-favors to open-minded/good-humored folks who don't mind the "invalid-to-the-event" nature of said baubles, etc. --- then by al means, knock yourself out... just be careful that you don't allow said gleeful foraging turn into a free-food fiasco, whereby you gluttonously gorge yourself on all kinds of refined/sugary/salty crap that's been discarded, and which therefore is indeed totally "up for grabs" but would not be healthy to consume in large quantities, especially if you are on a diet to lose weight or otherwise needing to watch your calorie/carb/sodium-intake.
by QuacksO August 13, 2019
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After Barrito

N: The amazingly tasty burrito one has in their refrigerator for consumption upon returning home from the bar.
"Man, I can't wait to sink my teeth into my breakfast after barrito!"
by Kathy Coffee February 13, 2009
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After-Thursdays

The use doing drugs, drinking, partying, having sex, or just going insanely crazy on a Friday night.
"Dude finally the end of the week"

"What are you gonna do"

"Dunno yet.. Probably pull one of them After-Thursdays.

"Dude I'm in"
by Tyler Shute May 15, 2008
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after-timing effect

The psychological phenomenon where an individual experiences frustration or regret upon discovering a beneficial change or opportunity that occurs immediately after they leave or finish an experience. It often involves feelings of envy, loss, or unfairness, as the timing of the improvement would have directly benefited the individual had it occurred earlier. This effect can lead to counterfactual thinking and a sense of "what could have been."
"The university just announced new funding for research projects, but I’m graduating next month. I guess I'm experiencing the after-timing effect."

"I spent years working at that company, and just after I left, they introduced flexible work-from-home options. It’s the After-Timing Effect at play!"

"After years of hard work, I finally graduate, and now they’re offering a campus-wide discount for DoorDash—classic After-Timing Effect!"
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after death

After you/they die. That's basically it

Or it's a ship name/non-canon relationship from Undertale AU's :/
Friend: What will you do after death, if that's possible?
Me: I dunno, chill?

Or

A random stranger: Do you ship Afterdeath?
Me: What's that?
by a random person in urban January 15, 2022
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After Fuck

After FVCK” is a song recorded by South Whorean girl group ICK (short for I fvck) for their third single album of the same name. It was released as the single album’s lead single by Starshit Entwatainment on August 22, 2022. The group is composed of six members: Yujizz, Gaussy, Gei, Wonyoungtwat, Jizz and Leeseslurp. They made their debut on December 1, 6969, with the single album Elevulva.
omg yujizz just sang after fuck when leeseslurp touched her bojayna
by ligamatypo September 14, 2022
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