zoie-affect

The ability to captivate all the attention of another person that it causes everyone else to disappear.

Normally caused by a Drop Dead Gorgeous, person that is way out of your league, a straight dime

Hey, Hey, come on man quit starring . What I wasn't staring . What ever you completely under the Zoie-affect

by Poe94 February 18, 2017

Procrastinator Afliction syndrome

A widely spread temporal sickness among most college students where the infected patient constantly procrastinates with out regard of their own time and or friends which may cause many other problems some like meme addiction and crippling depression.

Pew die pie seems to have problems gaming and hasn't done a video in a long time he mus have Procrastinator Afliction syndrome

by Scrublordgaben420 February 24, 2017

Placebo Affect

The look on your face when somebody is talking about something you don't care about, but you want to seem interested.

He was prattling on about CrossFit during our date, so I had to give him the placebo affect since he's so hot and I heard he's hung.

by paramedico987 July 30, 2017

Pelusa affect

A female that that turns every female around her into a thotasaurusrex.

The pelusa affect is the reason my sister got pregnant.

by CesarOfficial October 25, 2017

aggravated affection

Where you are majorly irritated/upset about the naively-stupid action of someone whom you love to death, and so instead of hollering at him, you merely grab him in an aggressively-strong bear-hug and plant a hard smacking kiss on his mouth, then ears-smokingly shove him out of your way and storm off to correct whatever fiasco that he created by his well-meaning-but-horrendously-inappropriate actions caused, such as misusing soap/detergent, oil, water, etc. so that it ruined/soiled something that wasn't supposed to have contact with said fluid. Classic example: where Estelle Getty uses assorted household chemicals and warm water to launder Sylvester Stallone's service-pistol --- and in so doing washes all the bluing off --- in the comedy-farce, "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!"

I sometimes get really exasperated with my wife when she tries to repair or clean/tidy up my stuff, not realizing that some of the items cannot be processed or handled in an "everyday" manner. I know that she always means well, though, of course, so after she plaintively informs me that she was "just trying to help", I always use aggravated affection to deflect/diffuse my fury... I just near-crushingly squeeze her in a major massive "noisy" lip-lock (i.e., "Oh --- MMMMMMMMWUH!!!") before fumingly stomping off to try to undo whatever disaster she caused... hey, it ain't HER fault if she doesn't realize that you don't use Windex to clean a desk-phone!

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

pubic affuction

Slang. It’s when a hooker fucks someone in public.

Pimp: I have a job for you. Hooker: what is it?

Pimp: show some pubic affuction. Hooker: what’s that? Pimp: fucking someone in public. Hooker: awesome!

by B-rizzle June 4, 2019

periodic affection

Refers to da occasional hugs, kisses, hand-claps, pats on the head/back, shoulder-scrunchies, etc. dat at a cuddly dude gives a visiting lady-friend to ensure dat she never feels ignored, lonesome, or "left out" for too long during periods while he's busying himself with "bachelor chores" like housework, vehicle-maintenance, etc.

I met a nice lady on Tagged.com who is wonderful company whenever she visits, but she has physical infirmities dat make her unable to just effortlessly tag along wif me while I go about my daily duties around da house and garage, so I always make sure to shower her wif plenty of periodic affection so dat she feels reassured dat I remember dat she's there and appreciate her spending time wif me.

by QuacksO October 10, 2019