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Divided States of America

The United States under the Trump-Pence Administration
What if the Divided States of America is the new United States of America?
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Joonited States of America

Al Pacino's pronunciation of "United States of America" in the movie Scarface, in which he was faking a Cuban accent.
Are joo communist? I do not come to Joonited States of America to be treated like this? Joo can't do nothing to me that Castro has not already done!
by Trinadtsat Tomitsu May 18, 2006
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San Diego State

An urban university in San Diego, CA with over 33,000 people. It's huge and packed with hot girls and guys that all think they're Volcom models.

The girls all wear Abercrombie ruffled skirts and huge Chanel glasses.

You spend most of your time at SDSU getting drunk every weekend, defending your school against pretentious UCSD pricks and going to the beach from March-November.

Oh, last thing. SDSU= San Diego State. Don't let any douchebag from South Dakota State tell you otherwise.
Girl #1= Hey, I go to SDSU
Guy #1= Go down on me cunt
Girl #1= OK
by Aztec February 5, 2005
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Excited States of America

The USA, called this way in reference to American hysteria, which makes people freak out all the time and do stupid stuff like suspecting and imprisoning anyone of being a communist, go to war without even a good reason or just going around going batshit and yelling "DOOOMED, WE'RE DOOOOMED!!". True story.
Canadians are now calling us the "Excited States of America" since all we seem to do is take erectile dysfunction drugs and go to town hall meetings and scream.
by A_SN August 25, 2009
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Ball State University

Ball State University is a medium sized university, with a student body of about 22,000, located in Muncie, IN.

BSU is known for the following:
-Nationally recognized architecture and entrepreneurship programs
-The alma mater of David Letterman and John Schnatter (creator of Papa Johns)
-Being the redheaded step child of Indiana colleges

-The university that can out drink any other school in the Hoosier state
Dude, I can't wait to get back to Ball State University so I can drink all semester.
by Lastarritt July 24, 2014
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Nibba: Do you think religious institutions like collages, Churches, charities, should they lose their tax exempt status if they oppose same-sex marriage?

Fake Mexican: Yes

Audience: *applause*

State Enforced Homosexuality
by Hieronymous Lex March 17, 2021
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separation of church and state

The seperation of church and state is implied in the 1st amendment with "Congress shall make no law respecting the establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise therof." This means that the state cannot force children to go to a public school or have a state based church. This is to protect everyone's religious views to the extent it does not harm another.
Buses can take kids to parochial and public schools becuase it is in the best interest of the children to have that transportation, but it cannot require a reciting of a prayer.
by K December 14, 2003
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