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Rod

Rod is a guy who thinks he is very cool, even though he isn't. He is the type of person who thinks he is attractive but he isn't. He also won't realize that rod isn't a normal human name. He also goes up to random women and say they have a gyatt.
Girl: Oh that guy must be a Rod..
Rod: What's up ladies?
*Women walk away*
by ax_elxd January 21, 2025
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Rod

A sexy cute guy who loves wearing big & black pants. Usually very smart, confident, passionate, open-minded and considerate. Rod lovers girls and everything about girls. AWESOME IN BED! He makes you cum so hard over and over with his nice dick and magical fingers. You will be extremely satisfied and exhausted when you finish with him.

Rod is a hot porn start; successful business man; professional engineer; GREAT DADDY.
"He took me to Heaven last night :P"
"Omg that's a real Rod!"
by KLAUSPIG November 23, 2021
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Rod Land

A 1990 arcade game. Also known as Yousei Monogatari Rod Land, or Rod Land: A Fairytale.

The story follows Tam and Rit as they try and rescue their mother who's been taken away to a tower filled with (cute) monsters.
Average Joe: "boy, I haven't been this bored in ages!"

Average Joe's friend: "why don't you go run through rod land then?"

Average Joe: "people still play that??"
by Aufhebenicus December 13, 2017
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Hot Rod Sporking

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.
My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...
by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024
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Rod

To stick the rods up at someone means to stick the middle finger up at someone
Haha yesterday I stuck the rods up at ya did u see ??
by What u doin October 14, 2018
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Mexican Lightning Rod

1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.
Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.
by PhallusDestructus June 3, 2021
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dutch rodding

When a person defecates into a condom then freezes it solid,once frozen it is then used as a dildo
I picked up a right dirty girl last night,she asked me if I fancied some Dutch Rodding
by Captain Nemo's ship November 17, 2017
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