Phil

A guy larger than life, usually a 3xl. Cares more about helping others than even buying new shirts or regularly cleaning dog hair out of his van. Always has a new joke to tell and if you’re lucky, you can maybe even hear him giggle.

Hey is that Phil Carney over there?!? Man that guy can ball at the mall like Chris Paul!!!

by Memphis10legend February 22, 2022

Phil

To play Morgana, Ahri or Zyra. Usually in the absence of Albinorhino7267

"Hey, we need 5th for clash this weekend. Can you play"
"Sure, I can Phil in"

by Faker1 November 9, 2020

Phil

The Bald guy from accounting generally. Phil just materializes at the age of 40 with a receding hair line.

Kevin: Bro did you check out Phil’s hair line?
Greg: No because it doesn’t exist

by Jarcp November 20, 2020

Dr Phil

Sexiest man on earth. Only person I will let see my noodles 😌 will fix your daddy problems

Bro Dr Phil fixed my daddy problems..

by Cate Francy November 24, 2020

Phil

I have nothing to but Phil is the lord and savior

ALL HAIL PHIL

by anonymous January 10, 2021

Practice Phil

What you say when you don't know what to say.

"Hey what do you think about my pop-edm gay orgy?"

"Practice Phil"

by pitems69 January 15, 2021

Phil

Phil, our lord and saviour. He is the one who can beat goku with one hit. My mans is stronger then ur mom and is stealing yo mf greezy ass gorl

Phil: Phil will beat goku

by Papilordgorl January 16, 2021