Hayden

The name Hayden is only for the most fat people you can find. Often gingers who have no souls, you won’t see them outside because they are allergic to sunlight like all gingers. Often in a cave like room on a Xbox series X playing Madden 24 he or she will spend most of their time. They like to make “brookies” which are a combination of cookies and brownies they often don’t taste very good and crumble faster than the government during the Covid-19 pandemic. They are usually gentle creatures who aren’t hostile unless provoked, the issue with this is like a teenage girl on her period, everything upsets them, they try to find a hidden message in everything you say, even if there isn’t one which their usually isn’t. Although they are often loyal, they will choose others over you because they look at what will benefit them more than you, if you ask to be included with the other groups they will laugh in your face because they strongly believe that they are better and more important than you. Often having multiple middle names for no apparent reason they often include Robert, John, Anthony, Rosenbaum, and Fredrick to name a few. Having very deceiving looks they will be faster, stronger, and better at sports than you, because of this fuels their belief that they are the most important person in the world.
Stop being a hayden before Mom yells at you.
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Emo boy who loves pizza and wings, some might say he’s a little gay
“Damn look at that hottie Hayden over there
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Hayden is a very kind and nice person. Although he can be quite mean, he’s a great guy. He is super sweet, and is not afraid to show affection. Hayden is a very cute and pretty guy. He also is a dork when it comes to things he’s interested in. He has awesome music taste and can dress. Hayden is so cool!!!
Person 1: “Hayden is so kind!”
Me: “Yes, I 100% agree.”
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Such a fucking unit don't mess with Hayden
Hayden will fuck George up in a fight the emo
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a giddy ahh nobody who knows more abt school than the teachers and is overly ugly
person 1" oh jeez here comes hayden

hayden "hello"

person 1" dies cuz of haydens stencth since he's a discord mod"
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Hayden has pretty brown hair, and caramel eyes.
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