Pearl Diving

jerking off in a pool or body of water

my mom caught me pearl diving in the pool and now shes taking me to a psychologist

by WhiteMorganFreeman November 28, 2018

Swan Dive

When a student at Florida State University goes to eat at the Suwannee Room.

Nick and I are gonna Swan Dive later tonight if you wanna come with.

by colleg October 27, 2018

Cluster deep dive these nuts!

The exclamation shouted by an angry tech marketing droid when challenged.

You can cluster deep dive these nuts! you mother fucker

by MrPhilipsLikesGreaseV2 November 4, 2018

scuba dive

When a man tries to hook up with another man while it is not obvious that he is gay, and then indirectly denies that he is gay when the other man asks. The man needs a huge oxygen tank like the ones used by scuba divers to look for meals while hide his sexuality.

Kevin Spacey - Hey fuckboi I could sure use a scrotum massage.
Man in Gay Bar - Uh? Are you gay?
Kevin Spacey - Just because you scuba dive, doesn’t make you a scuba diver.

by mathman8 November 10, 2018

Dive Dart

A skydiver who's parachute malfunctions and doesn't deploy thus hitting the ground and dying. Also if parachute isn't pulled on purpose.

Me-Hey did you hear about about that guy at skydive USA?

Friend-Yeah man I heard he was a Dive Dart because he packed his chute wrong.

Me-Well he had a good run.

by UDoneMessedUpA-Aron August 15, 2017

ukrainian swan dive

landing on a lit firecracker as for it to become stuck in your rectum.

Man, I saw Emma doing a ukrainian swan dive last night and let me just say, the hospital visit was so worth it.

by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018

tinder diving

most commonly referred to as dumpster diving on tinder

friend 1: hey lets go out to the bar and find some women to hook up with

friend 2: screw that mess that costs to much money I would rather go tinder diving instead, the most it will cost me is a penicillin shot and a trip to McDonald's for their dollar menu.

by Grrlscout315 June 26, 2018