hasbro beard

A neatly trimmed goatee common among young men, particuarly fantasy enthusiasts who are attempting to emulate fashion cues common to fantasy themes. It is named "Hasbro Beard" because Hasbro is the company which presently owns the rights to the Dungeons and Dragons role playing game. It is often coupled with long floppish hair among particuarly devoted fantasy enthusiasts, but is also common in the mainstream population as a handy way to create the illusion of having a chin.
"Bob had thought that his hasbro beard made him look older, but now he realised that it merely highlighted his youth and extreme geekiness."
by Maryann May 06, 2005
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bearded libby

When a bearded person gives a rim job. It's like a cross between a tongue wedgie, a vacuum cleaner, and a broom.
Dude, that old biker gave a totally awesome bearded libby last night.

I felt so refreshed after that crazy bearded libby.

That bearded libby cleared my sinuses.
by V. C. Five February 10, 2008
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douche beard

The pencil-thin mini-beard worn exclusively by douche bags. Commonly identified by an overly symmetrical, millimeter-thin stripe of facial hair on a guy in an Ed Hardy shirt.

Examples include Ali G, that douchey guy from The Backstreet Boys, and guys who purse their lips for photos. See also "Jersey Shore."

Often accompanied by excessive Drakkar Noir cologne, Overuse of Axe body spray, blingy diamond earrings, and those shaved-in hair stripes, like MC Hammer or Bobby Brown.
"A guy sporting a douche beard totally wears bikini briefs."

"Never trust a man who wears a douche beard."
by Go-Dog-Go April 01, 2010
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Black Beard

When a male ejaculator, carefully jisms's on the womans overgrown pubic hair, then ripping the glue like combination of the hair, and the jiz, off, and place it on one of the girls eyes. You then proceed to kick the bitch in the shin, and watch her hop around like a one eyed pirate.
My bitch was acting up so i gave her a black beard.
by Jose Chavez March 25, 2005
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The Beard Rule

The Beard Rule states simply that the ends of a man's hair shall not reach past the tip of his beard -- or his chin if he has no beard -- or he loses his right to the title "man", and instead must be referred to only as "boy".
"Hey, man, you're violating the Beard Rule. Get a hair cut."
by Olaf Gjertsen May 14, 2009
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Effeminate Beard

A beard worn by a hipster that is NOT an Ironic beard (i.e. very long or very bushy).

A beard, typically in the 3/4" to 2" long range, that is not an ironic beard, but is worn by a man that is neither "outdoorsy" nor particularly a "manly" man.

A beard worn to disguise the overly sensitive nature of the wearer, typically in his early 20's, when in the presence of traditionally masculine men.

A beard worn by a homosexual in an attempt to appear heterosexual due to a working situation that puts him in close proximity to other men in an overwhelming hetereosexual environment.
Samuel was really upset that his friends had better long beards and handlebar mustaches than he did. As a minor protest, he decided to trim his at 2 inches, thereby remaining both impractical for his fast food service job and just slightly hipster cool at the same time. This was the birth of the effeminate beard.

Brad was crying in the men's locker room last week and some guys made fun of him. Now he is growing an effeminate beard and hoping they won't notice him so much.
by Activista December 04, 2013
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crotch beard

Jim couldn't find his balls because of his crotch beard.
by Sjman March 06, 2009
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