west essex

West essex is made of four towns, fairfield, roseland, north caldwell. Bunch of hoes but the bestest friendships are made. We have those rich snotty girls but we also have the regular girls who dont care about brands. We have the hottest boys in the area. Parties every weekend and ranking top in the state is just what we do. We are close to the city for fancy dinners or dts for summer or the mountains for winter. Generations of familes go to west essex and once you leave you wish to come back.

“Wtf is west essex”-person 1
“I wish I could to west essex”-person 2

by Westessexisbetter January 14, 2018

West Hoathly

A small village in Sussex which is actually the one point where our dimension and the 53rd dimension meet. If the church door is opened and shut three time fast it takes you through to a dimension where trees are overlords of Earth. This cause much confusion on Sunday mornings.

'Damn that West Hoathly church door.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

Fred Westing

The act of punching someone with a knife.

Badger: "I was getting so pissed off with him I even considered Fred Westing him."

by Madeleine MC December 14, 2009

West Rekjavik

Small nation located somewhere around Strongbadia and East Rekjavik. Famous for its concerts, where Strong Bad and friends play a lot of the time.

Live in West Rekjavik: Strong Bad! Wednesday the 3rd! 26 bucks! Bring some ladies!

by that person....who does the stuff....yeah December 25, 2003

West Islip

Also known as White Islip because there is no diversity

Did you hear she’s from West Islip?

Yea that’s why she acts ratchet she’s from the whitest town ever.

by parker.e October 26, 2019

Caleb West

A fat, ugly man that still wears size XXXXXXXXL diapers in his sleep. All girls are deterred from him due to the tiny specimen lurking around in his pants. Non-athletic, thinks he’s good at many sports and achieves his genes from his whale like mom.

Caleb West will be depressed crying in his bedroom like the baby he is.

by Alexi McFeast September 15, 2019

West Side

Historically knows as the shit hole of Cincinnati. All the people of the West Side are White catholic German Americans. They hate anyone who’s is not like them or isn’t part of their culture: grit, grime and alcoholism. They never leave the West Side and spend their who lives living on the West Side.

Charles: Where are you from Mike?
Hans: The West Side.
Charles: wow what shit hole.

by Normal part of the world November 21, 2018